Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #31265
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #15174
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on...
Quote #34121
It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
Quote #14955
No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
Quote #13175
It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
Quote #3000
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
Quote #16987
Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #23204
Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.