Quote #23784
Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #4885
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
Quote #15164
To live we must conquer incessantly, we must have the courage to be happy.
Quote #27527
It is not strange … to mistake change for progress.
Quote #10157
There is no one, no matter how wise he is, who has not in...
Quote #8315
Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
Quote #24915
Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.