Quote #1279
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #18294
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything...
Quote #20335
Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
Quote #6388
This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #7252
Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #9585
We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.
Quote #7837
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.