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History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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I’m not running, and I’m not walking fast. I’m going where I need to...
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #2926
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #15289
To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.
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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #21853
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.