Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #24357
The patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.
Quote #20921
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #16234
Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
Quote #5437
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
Quote #19260
He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he...
Quote #17911
To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world...