Quote #3158
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...
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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
Quote #25233
The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with...
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate...
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The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #25917
Adults are just children who earn money.
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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.