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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
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I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.
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The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make...
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.