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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
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If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the...
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My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent With the awful...
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We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it...
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26912
May you always live in interesting times.
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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Is yours an honest lament?…Most are not, you know. Most self-imposed burdens are founded...
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The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.