Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #19479
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #8691
Conquering others takes force, conquering yourself is true strength.
Quote #18505
Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Quote #3996
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
Quote #15394
Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...