Quote #11187
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
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Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire. (A fool always finds a...
Quote #3768
What a price we pay for experience, when we must sell our youth to...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #10698
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
Quote #24451
‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
Quote #1467
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown...
Quote #20790
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...