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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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People with clenched fists can not shake hands.
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
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You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they...
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...