Quote #4145
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #31813
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #10935
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...
Quote #29591
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.
Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #14372
The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It...
Quote #2273
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...