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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
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This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire...
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Indolence is a delightful but distressing state we must be doing something to be...
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Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
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Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to...