Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #18448
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
Quote #25688
I think it’s more important to be fit so that you can be healthy...
Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #14954
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
Quote #23517
Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
Quote #21783
A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord...
Quote #16843
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...
Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.