Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Quote #30261
Blood may be thicker than water, but love is thicker than anything.
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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You don’t have to fear defeat if you believe it may reveal powers that...
Quote #27520
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are...
Quote #2060
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively...
Quote #3773
Experience consists of experiencing that which one does not wish to experience
Quote #16987
Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.