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Know the masculine, keep to the feminine.
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Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
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Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...