Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #11251
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #32945
Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
Quote #16521
You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #24897
God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
Quote #31515
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable...
Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #27760
It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind...