Quote #17815
I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
Quote #1768
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #30306
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
Quote #32136
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of...
Quote #33652
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
Quote #17610
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #33153
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.