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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The eyes are the window of the soul.
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If you are a rich...
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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
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No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of...
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I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the...
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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...