Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #33051
There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...
Quote #25118
A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #7741
The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity;...
Quote #1135
Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #23715
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #22699
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...