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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even...
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Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
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Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...