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Don’t be sad, don’t be angry, if life deceives you Submit to your grief...
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Do it big or stay in bed.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
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Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
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The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to...
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Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #34549
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.