Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #3285
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #4941
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and...
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #17725
The great tragedy of science — the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an...
Quote #27892
The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is...
Quote #26353
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common...
Quote #12714
False enchantment can last a lifetime.
Quote #15074
A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His...