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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of...
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The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.
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Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a...
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Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They...
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We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
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The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.