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He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
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Funny is an attitude.
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are...
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God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely,...
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The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...