Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #20515
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Quote #3944
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself...
Quote #20050
Fortune is like glass–the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #11795
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
Quote #11610
Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
Quote #10085
The difficulty in life is the choice.
Quote #28664
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.