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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
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You don’t have to die heaven and hell are in this world too.
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In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #10973
Necessity, who is the mother of invention.
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Boldness in itself is genius.
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It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself...
Quote #16436
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
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We must learn to tailor our concepts to fit reality, instead of trying to...
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...