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Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and...
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #1590
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16814
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #32023
When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,...
Quote #15228
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
Quote #23691
To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can...