Quote #1784
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #31082
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
Quote #26512
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #14592
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Quote #20866
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
Quote #18143
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #14715
The Paleolithic hunters who painted the unsurpassed animal murals on the ceiling of the...