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Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.
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This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #19806
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #26980
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #27754
It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy...
Quote #22286
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...