Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #159
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Quote #7076
One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Quote #11812
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #17061
Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other,...
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #11443
Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
Quote #32197
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...