Quote #14865
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a...
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #16220
A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #6471
Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.
Quote #12500
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the...
Quote #12071
The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts.
Quote #10811
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.