Quote #13138
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by omission.
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #24104
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Quote #29856
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share...
Quote #27864
Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that...
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #21125
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...