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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of...
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Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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If you look at what you have in life, You’ll always have more. If...
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Haste is good only in catching fleas.
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
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Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
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Bad is never good until worse happens.
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...