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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to...
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
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Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.
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The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by...
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Every time you are not practicing someone else is.
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God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
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O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
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Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...