Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #18167
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #25536
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If...
Quote #20176
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #34414
It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
Quote #20096
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Quote #26708
There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #31938
Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun...