Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #11942
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly...
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #11345
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #11200
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Quote #6742
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...
Quote #31578
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...