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Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...
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Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in...
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The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything —...
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People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than...
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Why does no one confess his sins Because he is yet in them. It...
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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
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Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
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Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.