Quote #2291
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
Quote #13645
The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back...
Quote #810
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Quote #25257
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only...
Quote #12502
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #3783
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.