Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #11532
Specialization is for insects.
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #7837
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #21104
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit...
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #32092
I don’t believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights,...