Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #1974
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
Quote #19885
Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the...
Quote #1708
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
Quote #28849
Castles in the air – they are so easy to take refuge in. And...
Quote #10478
We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...
Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #24389
There is no way to peace peace is the way.