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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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I don’t like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a...
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let...