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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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We come to feel as we behave.
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If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at...