Quote #27328
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #10624
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #25349
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
Quote #4372
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.