Quote #14557
First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
Quote #4294
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Quote #9421
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
Quote #5666
Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
Quote #27486
I believe that man will not merely endure he will prevail.
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4086
First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.
Quote #19785
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #15442
To be listened to is, generally speaking, a nearly unique experience for most people....