Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #30901
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
Quote #28889
I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #11508
Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
Quote #4300
Words have a longer life than deeds.
Quote #27663
It’s so glamorous, you have to see it. (describing the 92 million Rock &...
Quote #30912
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
Quote #8950
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...