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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Change is scientific, progress is ethical; change is indubitable, whereas progress is a matter...
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When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to...
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...
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When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the...
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #30440
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.