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Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Intellect annuls fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
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We rise in glory as we sink in pride.
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The notion of political correctness . declares certain topics. certain expressions . even certain...
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Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
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Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried...
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No plain not followed by a slope. No going not followed by a return....