Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Take control of your destiny. Believe in yourself. Ignore those who try to discourage...
Quote #31274
I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
Quote #15261
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
Quote #11741
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #7956
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Quote #17626
Advice to writers Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.