Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #10242
This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #5848
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #9363
Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #32863
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #25529
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
Quote #15554
Explain it as we may, a martial strain will urge a man into the...