Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #11500
The wise learn many things from their enemies.
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Quote #4376
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Quote #11282
All we know is still infinitely less than all that remains unknown.
Quote #1848
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #32745
Be bold and the mighty will follow.
Quote #308
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.